Garrett Hawke, definitely not a mage (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-10 02:37 pm
nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-10 02:37 pm
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[ so sometime after the chipper debacle and hawke has done his due diligence of picking up anders and taking him on a walk, catch him at the bar and staring at his glass, wondering exactly which god he pissed off to end up in this situation]
So much for a peaceful rest.
So much for a peaceful rest.
[good, she's already into a drink.]
...Well. At least perhaps it needn't be a rest?
...Well. At least perhaps it needn't be a rest?
[ maker help them it's only week 0 ]
I suppose it is more peaceful than usual.
I suppose it is more peaceful than usual.
Don't be dense. I mean you have the chance to win your life back. Don't you want it?
[ takes a shot of whatever he's ordered. hmm... spicy ]
Haven't decided yet. It's a right mess to return to and maker knows I'll just end up right back here.
Haven't decided yet. It's a right mess to return to and maker knows I'll just end up right back here.
That is the trouble, isn't it? Being resurrected does not exactly cure the proximate causes.
Exactly. It's from one problem directly into another. One minute you're a little dead and the next-
[ he
bites her shoulder? ]
[ he
bites her shoulder? ]
I probably deserved that.
[ hawke is dead? (maybe)(Request: [1d20] Roll: [18] Result: 18 )(THE DICE SAID 'NO' HURRAH)]
[ hawke is dead? (maybe)(Request: [1d20] Roll: [18] Result: 18 )(THE DICE SAID 'NO' HURRAH)]
[okay listen she would have stabbed him someplace shallowly and non-fatal but yeah enjoy explaining that on strip because i won't be here.
a strange man just bit her and she's unaware there's a curse.]
You bit me. You definitely deserved it.
a strange man just bit her and she's unaware there's a curse.]
You bit me. You definitely deserved it.
And so I did.
[ he looks baffled by his own behavior ]
Usually, there's far more enthusiastic consent if I do.
[ he looks baffled by his own behavior ]
Usually, there's far more enthusiastic consent if I do.
I wouldn't even add "enthusiastic" in there, as the problem wasn't merely a lack of enthusiasm on my part.
...Well, I'll be wanting that knife back, so we had better find you some bandages and get it closed.
...Well, I'll be wanting that knife back, so we had better find you some bandages and get it closed.
Good thing there's plenty of supplies floating around.
[ gently pokes at the knife and does the smart thing of not just taking it out so he gushes blood all over the bar ]
So if you did consent would it be just as enthusiastic then?
[ gently pokes at the knife and does the smart thing of not just taking it out so he gushes blood all over the bar ]
So if you did consent would it be just as enthusiastic then?
I don't know if I admire your boldness or if I'm frightened that you would ask that while I'm holding a knife embedded in your chest! It's certainly intriguing one way or another.
Eh, I've done worse.
[ thanks fenris ]
You'll have to forgive my presumptuous but it's not every day a lady such as yourself stabs me.
[ thanks fenris ]
You'll have to forgive my presumptuous but it's not every day a lady such as yourself stabs me.
[ari this is killing me.]
No, it isn't.
[she does at least actually admire him shooting his shot at this moment.]
I could always do it again.
No, it isn't.
[she does at least actually admire him shooting his shot at this moment.]
I could always do it again.
[ i WILL earn that w0 sloot status so help me ]
With maybe a bit more communication this time?
With maybe a bit more communication this time?
I don't think communication is the issue. It's a matter of effort.
I'll strive to be more effective about my thoughts next time then.
[ smashcut to next week: NOT LIKE THIS ]
[ smashcut to next week: NOT LIKE THIS ]
[rings the bell in church even though we're not allowed. wake up, bitch. she does not look happy with you right now.]
Feeling better?
Feeling better?
[ be nice to the one stuck in here!!!! (don't be nice to him) ]
Well, I don't feel worse.
Well, I don't feel worse.
[ you're the best ]
What's wrong with you? Suddenly, everyone seems to be such moral upstanding citizens. It's like they've never heard of having a dual to the death before.
What's wrong with you? Suddenly, everyone seems to be such moral upstanding citizens. It's like they've never heard of having a dual to the death before.
I'm not an upstanding moral citizen, believe me. Having a duel to the death is for little boys who never grew up. If I want someone dead, I attack them unawares like a mature adult.
[that's not the issue.]
Why did you do it. You said it was for Anders, and then you started saying this nonsense instead.
[that's not the issue.]
Why did you do it. You said it was for Anders, and then you started saying this nonsense instead.
Well, I tried. It's much harder when you've got to improvise. He was a little too awake for my attempts, unfortunately.
[ the both of them could be less like this, maybe? ]
It was for Anders though. I had to prove that I was better.
[ the both of them could be less like this, maybe? ]
It was for Anders though. I had to prove that I was better.
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