PC | Basilio

[nonmagicuser]

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[berserketype]

[ his karen behaviour must be contained. ]

… A tube? For like… transportin’ something along? Why’s it need to be on your face though?

[ the novelty goods, naturally. ]

[nonmagicuser]

You never know when you need a tube of some sort. Even if you are transporting around on your face.

[ magnemites don't get any smarter together, etc ]

Perhaps we should bring it back with us. For science of course.

[berserketype]

And for souvenirs-- even if I guess people don't need souvenirs if they can just come here anyway.

[ whatever. ]

What else is there? 'Side from your headgear.

[nonmagicuser]

It's the thought that counts.

[ he would know ]

The rest of it seems to be as confounding as the first. Who needs a..... `floatie` was it?

[berserketype]

A whatie.

[nonmagicuser]

A floatie.

[berserketype]

[ this is the face of a man who is no clearer to understanding what you mean ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ stares right back with the expression of someone who doesn't know shit but refuses to back down ]

[berserketype]

[ ................................................ ]

Alright, where's this floatie then?

[nonmagicuser]

[ slowly raises a finger to this but it's like, deflated and still in its packaging. ]

[berserketype]

[ holy shit. ]

...

That don't look like it'll float, though.

[nonmagicuser]

Right? I'm not too certain what method they're using. Perhaps we should also take this back to investigate.


[ smashcut to there being a half inflated floatie found in the hot spring later ]

[berserketype]

Bring back a few of them? Jus' in case.

[nonmagicuser]

I like the way you think.

[ looks around for more stupid novelty items to bring back. if I was a time/dimension/space traveler, what nonsense would catch my eye...? ]

[berserketype]

[ personally i think he should get something that lights up obnoxiously and wear it to trial. ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ light up shutter shades it is.

hawke looks delighted. terrible ]

Oh! Well now!

[berserketype]

[ my god. ]

Seen somethin' you like?

[nonmagicuser]

[ fiddles with it until it turns on in his hands. puts them on immediately ]

I can't see a blasted thing.

[berserketype]

I don't think I can either from all that light.

[ BLINDED TWO PEOPLE WITH ONE SET OF GLASSES. ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ looks around like that'll help at all. he just looks like a roving disco ball, honestly ]

It's like the headache you get at the arcade but on your face. Delightful.

[berserketype]

Probably easier to take these off and be free of it all, than tryin’ to navigate out of that place though, yeah?

[nonmagicuser]

Too true. Trying to navigate through light and sound is more of a nightmare than I could have imagined.

[berserketype]

Never seen anythin' like it, the whole arcade thing. It's kinda cool.

[nonmagicuser]

Once you get used to it, it's quite an experience. A bit like taking elfroot without the effort.

[berserketype]

...



Elfroot?

But-- yeah. I definitely wanna try and win some stuff from the prize counter.

[nonmagicuser]

Medicinal plant. Grows just about everywhere and useful for almost every ailment known to man. [ and then some. lmao blaze it ]

But you're right. The simpler games aren't too off from what you'd find at a faire. Think we could awe the masses and win plenty?

[berserketype]

… That sounds bloody useful, if it’s widespread and that good at fixin’ things.

[ imagine…. readily available healing herbs. wow. ]

I think there’s plenty of fun to be had with a bunch of prizes. Those hand things stick to things pretty fierce, imagine what you could do with a ton of them.

[nonmagicuser]

Maker knows where we'd all be without a constant supply of it. It surely kept the lot of us out of Anders's tender mercy far more often than not.

[ not that he could probably get them to sit down for more than five seconds to heal anyway but that's not important ]

What I'm getting from this is we should head over and make off with as many as we can.

[berserketype]

[ le blink. ]

He’s a healer? Figured he was just a… professional complainer or somethin’.

[ pls. ]

I’m down for that.

[nonmagicuser]

[ lmao ]

Pretty sure most healers and the like are professional complainers, quite honestly.

[ that's because no one can keep their inside blood on the inside ] But come! Enough about them. We've got a prize booth to clear out and win entirely.

[berserketype]

Not all of 'em. But he's... definitely good at it.

[ be nice. ]

Alright-- let's go!