[ takes a minute to laugh at his own joke. in case you were wondering if hawke is still hawke, there you go ]
You know? Cause he's a dwarf? [ wheeze. wipes away tear ]
Oh, maker. Uh- Anders mentioned "pride". Which, I suppose is accurate. Doesn't feel like any pride demon I've ever faced but what do I know, apparently?
...You might have gotten some chucks out of me if I'd known he was a dwarf from the get go.
[Or not. He's pretty sure they have their limits on getting ribbed over their heights.]
So... [He trails off. Yes, truly, like no "pride demon" he's known either, pal. Except he hasn't had to deal with possessions outside of a movie theatre, so he's doubly fucked to find out what's going on.] What, you just woke up and decided I'm the King Shit around here, and I'll fuck up anyone to prove it?
And that's not been your modus operandi before now, I'm to take it.
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[ takes a minute to laugh at his own joke. in case you were wondering if hawke is still hawke, there you go ]
You know? Cause he's a dwarf? [ wheeze. wipes away tear ]
Oh, maker. Uh- Anders mentioned "pride". Which, I suppose is accurate. Doesn't feel like any pride demon I've ever faced but what do I know, apparently?
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[Or not. He's pretty sure they have their limits on getting ribbed over their heights.]
So... [He trails off. Yes, truly, like no "pride demon" he's known either, pal. Except he hasn't had to deal with possessions outside of a movie theatre, so he's doubly fucked to find out what's going on.] What, you just woke up and decided I'm the King Shit around here, and I'll fuck up anyone to prove it?
And that's not been your modus operandi before now, I'm to take it.
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a king shit, you could say ]
For all my unflattering habits and chaotic ways, I'm not that much of an asshole on the regular.