[ voids us to somewhere in the bottom of the bikini. my brain is so squeezedried right now help meee. anyway, here comes hawke and his innate sense of mischief latching onto a new target ]
Ser? [He smiles, cocking his head.] I like the sound of that. Did I get knighted overnight or what?
[It would be a terrible decision on the monarchy's behalf.]
Oh, sure I am. Though I'm still off by about thirty or forty years it seems. The fucking menu at the burger joint gave me a run for my money — in my day you pushed a button that was popping out of a slab, not just a picture on a screen.
[ though he cocks his head and immediately starts making stank faces about the sheer scope of time and dimensions. the math lady fumes are beginning to smoke ]
Did they just grab the lot of us blindly from a bag? It seems like there's no reason to whoever got dumped here.
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nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-10 02:56 pm
w0, mon
Seen any of the new sights yet?
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Oh, a fair few. Real cute stuff, the kids will have a field day.
You're ah...Garrett, right?
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[ # landlocked ye olde problems ]
Call me Hawke, if you'd like.
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Hawke? Sure thing, pal. I'm Rich. Rich Tozier.
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I suppose you're the rare reversal of the rest of us and more familiar with whatever nonsense we've gotten ourselves into, hm?
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[It would be a terrible decision on the monarchy's behalf.]
Oh, sure I am. Though I'm still off by about thirty or forty years it seems. The fucking menu at the burger joint gave me a run for my money — in my day you pushed a button that was popping out of a slab, not just a picture on a screen.
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[ though he cocks his head and immediately starts making stank faces about the sheer scope of time and dimensions. the math lady fumes are beginning to smoke ]
Did they just grab the lot of us blindly from a bag? It seems like there's no reason to whoever got dumped here.
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Haven't enough people died by now that they can get it all worked out? Shit.
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Maker. I hope it's nothing of that sort. Maybe it's all a nice coincidence and the afterlife just happens to be more universal than we all realize.