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[nonmagicuser]

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w3, weds

[nonmagicuser]

[ do you ever have those weeks where you're like 'i'm becoming one with the ground, don't look for me, don't think of me, don't even breathe in my direction?'? yeah. that's hawke at the thought of facing his memories. unfortunately for him, rp dictates he must suffer even in the gy so here we are.

at least this remains a relatively good memory amongst the absolute shithole that is his life ]

[jiaohua]

[waner has been trying so, so hard to avoid reflective surfaces this week because she doesn't want to risk people seeing some of her memories... but, that doesn't stop her from nosily watching others when she ends up coming in range.

she's quiet for a few moments after this, and then she just. raises an eyebrow at hawke.]

Is that... normal for your world?

[nonmagicuser]

[ so, so dryly ]

You'll have to be more specific. If you mean making a fool of myself, that's a daily happenstance.

[jiaohua]

I mean, just... that whole... situation. There was a lot going on.

[nonmagicuser]

Well. I can say I haven't been asked to fight to the death against another Qunari for the sake of my home again.

But getting myself into situations far too ridiculous to sound real is unfortunately far more common.

[jiaohua]

...I wonder why that is?

[nonmagicuser]

[ so dryly ]

A friend likes to say I was born with the worst nug shite luck he's ever witnessed.

[jiaohua]

...that is not very kind.

[speaking of bad luck, though...

next up in the reflection is one memory, which transitions smoothly into another.]

[nonmagicuser]

It's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[ IS HE JOKING....? HARD 2 SAY

though uh. hm. yikes. speaking of 'nice' things ]

So I'm going to assume that didn't end well.

[jiaohua]

Just what kind of life have you lived if that was the nicest thing...

[hawke.




but yeah. those memories happen and waner looks furious.]

No, it did not. They made me drink the medicine, and he never made me his wife even though he promised.

[men suck, but what else is new.]

[nonmagicuser]

[ a nightmare of one but apparently not as bad as she. yikes! ]

I can't say I'm too surprised people are like this everywhere. I'd apologize for it but it feels hollow coming from me.

[jiaohua]

It would be a bit hollow, yes.

[given he does not know her well, nor does he know any of the people he'd be apologizing on the behalf of.]

...it taught me an important lesson, though.

[nonmagicuser]

[ dryly ]

Men are awful, for Makers sake don't trust them?

[jiaohua]

Partly, yes. But more that the only person I can really trust or rely on is myself.

[nonmagicuser]

[ oof ]

After something like that, I couldn't blame you.

[jiaohua]

[loss week meant i lost all my free time. fml. sorry for how late this is feel free to drop if it's too old.]

Tell that to people from my world. They all seem to think it's just my lot in life and something I should simply accept.

[nonmagicuser]

[ it's ok I've entirely lost my sense of time

anyway he makes a pft! noise ]

Well that's the most predictable and ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You'll be telling them to sod off, yeah?

[jiaohua]

I spent my life doing so, and look where it got me.

[stuck in this place being told she needed to be a better person to get redeemed.]

[nonmagicuser]

[ wry ]

Sodded off too hard, I'd say.

[ what a mood though ]

[jiaohua]

And how would you have handled it in my shoes?

[nonmagicuser]

[ considers this ]

Sodded off but also make friends with the exact people they all hated.

[jiaohua]

Is making friends so easy for you?

[nonmagicuser]

[ so dryly ]

Apparently some people find my humor enjoyable.

[jiaohua]

[


okay that does get her to chuckle]

[nonmagicuser]

[ there we go ]

Honestly I just say things and it's a gamble if they end up liking me or wish to punch me. Sometimes more than not it's both.