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[nonmagicuser]

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[nonmagicuser]

It's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

[ IS HE JOKING....? HARD 2 SAY

though uh. hm. yikes. speaking of 'nice' things ]

So I'm going to assume that didn't end well.

[jiaohua]

Just what kind of life have you lived if that was the nicest thing...

[hawke.




but yeah. those memories happen and waner looks furious.]

No, it did not. They made me drink the medicine, and he never made me his wife even though he promised.

[men suck, but what else is new.]

[nonmagicuser]

[ a nightmare of one but apparently not as bad as she. yikes! ]

I can't say I'm too surprised people are like this everywhere. I'd apologize for it but it feels hollow coming from me.

[jiaohua]

It would be a bit hollow, yes.

[given he does not know her well, nor does he know any of the people he'd be apologizing on the behalf of.]

...it taught me an important lesson, though.

[nonmagicuser]

[ dryly ]

Men are awful, for Makers sake don't trust them?

[jiaohua]

Partly, yes. But more that the only person I can really trust or rely on is myself.

[nonmagicuser]

[ oof ]

After something like that, I couldn't blame you.

[jiaohua]

[loss week meant i lost all my free time. fml. sorry for how late this is feel free to drop if it's too old.]

Tell that to people from my world. They all seem to think it's just my lot in life and something I should simply accept.

[nonmagicuser]

[ it's ok I've entirely lost my sense of time

anyway he makes a pft! noise ]

Well that's the most predictable and ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You'll be telling them to sod off, yeah?

[jiaohua]

I spent my life doing so, and look where it got me.

[stuck in this place being told she needed to be a better person to get redeemed.]

[nonmagicuser]

[ wry ]

Sodded off too hard, I'd say.

[ what a mood though ]

[jiaohua]

And how would you have handled it in my shoes?

[nonmagicuser]

[ considers this ]

Sodded off but also make friends with the exact people they all hated.

[jiaohua]

Is making friends so easy for you?

[nonmagicuser]

[ so dryly ]

Apparently some people find my humor enjoyable.

[jiaohua]

[


okay that does get her to chuckle]

[nonmagicuser]

[ there we go ]

Honestly I just say things and it's a gamble if they end up liking me or wish to punch me. Sometimes more than not it's both.

[jiaohua]

How often would you say it's "both," though?

[nonmagicuser]

[ legitimately seems to think about it ]

Mmmmmmmost of the time?



[ THESE ARE TERRIBLE NUMBERS ]

[jiaohua]

[


sorry she's just giggling now]

[nonmagicuser]

[ sighs with extra dramatics ]

It's quite difficult being so popular. Everyone wants your attention and none of it is good.

[jiaohua]

Oh my. Truly, your life must be suffering.

[nonmagicuser]

Indeed. It's always Hawke this and Hawke that. Sodding off was the best decision I've ever made.






[ because clearly he had a choice in the matter. but shhh he's trying to make waner feel better ]

[jiaohua]

[


well. it's working.]

What will you do once all of this is over, if we make it back to our respective worlds?

[nonmagicuser]

[ #winning ]

Retire, maybe. Take a nap. Whatever is causing problems can be dealt without me for the next year or so.