PC | Claude

[nonmagicuser]

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[midway]

i don't even have words to describe your relationship

[nonmagicuser]

[ YOU CAN'T JUST DUMP THIS ON HIM AND ABANDON SHIP ]

This has been the oddest chain of events I've ever been apart of.

[nonmagicuser]

explosive

[midway]

[ BYE! ]

[midway]

ha ha

so i guess you're not going to kiss and make up

[nonmagicuser]

[ the longest pause in the world ]

so about that

[midway]

you did?!

[nonmagicuser]

:)

[midway]

that was fast

[nonmagicuser]

i had good motivation
and a well deserved kick in the pants

[midway]

i really meant nothing to you huh :(

[nonmagicuser]

we will always have monday

[midway]

i can't believe this

[nonmagicuser]

i suppose if you want another i could make an exception

[midway]

i'll pass thanks i don't want to be dragged back into your relationship

for the record, i don't think anders would be forgiving of any exceptions

[nonmagicuser]

swearing a blood feud on your ancestors would put a bit of a damper on things yes

unless i kissed someone like shadowheart instead it would be my body in the dirt and hed simply say i told you so

[midway]

sounds like he's going to keep you in line

week 1, hawke

[midway]

Friend.

[ I can't believe this. ]

How're you feeling now?

[nonmagicuser]

I could go for a beer, maybe.

[ he says, like he's not just hanging out on death row ]

[midway]

... Want me to get you one?

[nonmagicuser]

[ laughing ]

I'm going to get alcohol poisoning faster than Anders could stab me again.

[midway]

Lots of bottles, hm?

[nonmagicuser]

If I get drunk enough, perhaps my answer will change.

[midway]

To... my question about bottles?

[nonmagicuser]

[ chortles! gestures to the slowly growing collection of mugs and the likes behind him. he's a little tipsy by now, sorry claude ]

About what they wish to hear.