PC | Claude

[nonmagicuser]

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w0, sat

[nonmagicuser]

[ have you ever seen a grown man squint so dubious at a hysterically cute and fruity parfait in your life? congrats, now you have. he's living his best life, maybe ]

[midway]

...

Befuddled by food yet again, friend?

[nonmagicuser]

I feel like I've been transported directly to Orlais.

[ pokes the cute rilakkuma esque whipped cream with a spoon (metal) ]

Have you seen anything like this before?

[midway]

I haven't, but I do know someone who would kill to be in my shoes right now.

[ RIP Lysithea. ]

Do you feel like it's too cute to eat?

[nonmagicuser]

I've a friend who would think so.

[ fond ]

It just doesn't feel the same without the scandalized expressions.

week 1, monday, afternoon

[midway]

[ Hands Hawke a chocolate. ]

Fan of sweets?

[nonmagicuser]

[ looks at this after the mingly shenanigans like: i should have done my tags first ]

Don't tell anyone you could pay me in sweets and I'd probably accept. [ pops a piece in his mouth ]

[midway]

[ Laughs. ]

I'll keep that in mind. I would've expected you to eat more at the cafe then.

[nonmagicuser]

[ how fast does this shit work anyway. hawke breaks off a piece to give him. suffer with me ]

Only if I have someone to share it with.

[midway]

[ The way Claude is not a fan of sweets, but oh well. Friendship! ]

Wow, cheesy.

[ Eats a piece! ]

week 1, tuesday

[midway]

you tried to execute him??

[nonmagicuser]

[ haha heard about that huh ]

less tried
more succeeded
but yes

[midway]

why?

[nonmagicuser]

he asked

[midway]

i don't even have words to describe your relationship

week 1, hawke

[midway]

Friend.

[ I can't believe this. ]

How're you feeling now?

[nonmagicuser]

I could go for a beer, maybe.

[ he says, like he's not just hanging out on death row ]

[midway]

... Want me to get you one?

[nonmagicuser]

[ laughing ]

I'm going to get alcohol poisoning faster than Anders could stab me again.

[midway]

Lots of bottles, hm?

w6, mon

[nonmagicuser]

[ so claude how's death treating you? here's hoping it's going much better than hawke's......... well. whatever he's doing.

egg in the past week has learned how to fly so congrats there's a chao attached to your face now, yaaay ]

[midway]

[ THEY CAN FLY??

Huh?! ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ HELP MEEEE. surprise!!! egg has learned Flight ]

Will you stop that? Maker, let the man breathe he's already died once.

[ attempts to tug his naughty soul baby away. fails miserably ]

[midway]

[ WHY IS IT STUCK TO HIM ]

Hawke... [ His voice is muffled. ] How should I interpret the manifestation of your soul clinging to me so desperately?

[nonmagicuser]

[ unfortunate target. hawke otoh is trying to do his best not to laugh ]

I would assume it's making a nice landing pad from his latest attempt at flying.