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[nonmagicuser]

[ but he's pretty ]

A rather big one, actually. [ it was rather attractive ]

[fightolive]

... Why?

[Are you a masochist?]

[nonmagicuser]

[ help meeee. hawke makes an undignified snort and coughs to cover it ]

Well, you know.

[fightolive]

Oh. I see.

[GOOD FOR YOU....]

[nonmagicuser]

[ he's feeling so judged right now. awkward because firefly's like, a full head shorter than he is ]

It's not like there are that many other options out there.

[fightolive]

[And she's much more than double his age.]

.... That's... True.

[nonmagicuser]

[ good thing his preferences skews older...................? ]

Honestly, I'm not sure if this is an improvement or not. Maybe I should become a chantry brother and take up a vow of chastity.


[ immediately makes face while he says it because that would last longer than all of five seconds ]

[fightolive]

You don't have to do it.... Actually, it doesn't seem like you should be doing that...

[why make vows you're just going to break!]

[nonmagicuser]

I certainly wouldn't have to think about such notions then.

[ absolutely doesn't think about Sebastian but there's a quiet UGH!! that flashes by ]

Though I doubt I'd get through the door before someone tries to strike me down for the attempt.

[fightolive]

[ Ugh...? ]

Best to stay away from it then. I'm sure there are plenty of other places to be.

[nonmagicuser]

We'll leave it to the ones who can tolerate such nonsense.

[ waves his hand like there's a stank here. sebastian doesn't deserve a memshare but the ugh!! thought repeats. ]

Maker knows trying to be holy would simply set me on fire faster than anything out there.

[fightolive]

[ Ugh.... ]

Let's try not to get set on fire. Please. Increased healing isn't everywhere.

[nonmagicuser]

[ so dryly ]

I've managed this well thus far. I think I've got a fair chance of avoiding it entirely.



[ smashcut to hawke a little on fire sometime later ]

[fightolive]

You apparently got... bouldered?

[nonmagicuser]

[ beams at the memory. wow sparring! ]

That one was one purpose! I avoided it well enough. [ a beat ]

You didn't think he was throwing rocks at me for the sheer fun of it, did you?

[fightolive]

I really don't know what's going on around here.

[nonmagicuser]

[ smiles a little apologetically ]

As a welcome, I tend to offer a bit of sparring to get everyone caught up to where their powers have recovered to. I've got a decent amount of defense to protect myself from anything too drastic- [ unless they surprise me by blocking it ] and it's been a good amount of fun as well.

[fightolive]

Do you... want to try sparring with me?

[Is that a good distraction?]

[nonmagicuser]

[ blinks at her, vaguely bemused ]

Would you like to? I promise to not pull my punches.

[fightolive]

Yeah. It'd be good to keep on top of it.

We should go somewhere fire resistant, with plenty of room.

[nonmagicuser]

[ for not the first time: ]

The rift! It's probably the safest place here to do this.

[fightolive]

[Getting up.]

Let's get going.

[nonmagicuser]

[ scrambles to his feet, egg immediately dislodged and flying circles at the idea of fun enrichment. yaaaay excitement! ]

After you then.

[ waddles our way to fight night ]

[fightolive]

[ Fight, fight, fight! Crys scrambles along.

She's only going into full SAM mode and summoning her twin blades once they're in the rift.

Her voice also goes through its drastic tonal shift to robot. ]

Fyrefly Type IV, ready for battle.

[nonmagicuser]

[ wat ]


You know, I don't know what I expected but this is new.