hawke is looking for the stupidest pair of sunglasses he can find for no particular reason. "is it to torment anders later?" maybe so. regardless, the sippy heart shades are currently winning Most Likely To Cause An Ulcer. ]
The things that they've come up with. Absolutely astounding.
… That sounds bloody useful, if it’s widespread and that good at fixin’ things.
[ imagine…. readily available healing herbs. wow. ]
I think there’s plenty of fun to be had with a bunch of prizes. Those hand things stick to things pretty fierce, imagine what you could do with a ton of them.
Pretty sure most healers and the like are professional complainers, quite honestly.
[ that's because no one can keep their inside blood on the inside ] But come! Enough about them. We've got a prize booth to clear out and win entirely.
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nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-10 02:09 pm
w0, mon
hawke is looking for the stupidest pair of sunglasses he can find for no particular reason. "is it to torment anders later?" maybe so. regardless, the sippy heart shades are currently winning Most Likely To Cause An Ulcer. ]
The things that they've come up with. Absolutely astounding.
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it'd better be. basilio thinks he's a karen, not that he knows what a karen is. ]
What's it even meant to do? Thought this stuff was for the eyes not-- some kinda combination of half the head.
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I suppose it's some sort of tube but maker only knows what for.
[ two fantasies vesus novelty goods: who will win ]
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… A tube? For like… transportin’ something along? Why’s it need to be on your face though?
[ the novelty goods, naturally. ]
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[ magnemites don't get any smarter together, etc ]
Perhaps we should bring it back with us. For science of course.
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[ whatever. ]
What else is there? 'Side from your headgear.
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[ he would know ]
The rest of it seems to be as confounding as the first. Who needs a..... `floatie` was it?
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Alright, where's this floatie then?
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...
That don't look like it'll float, though.
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[ smashcut to there being a half inflated floatie found in the hot spring later ]
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[ looks around for more stupid novelty items to bring back. if I was a time/dimension/space traveler, what nonsense would catch my eye...? ]
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hawke looks delighted. terrible ]
Oh! Well now!
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Seen somethin' you like?
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I can't see a blasted thing.
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[ BLINDED TWO PEOPLE WITH ONE SET OF GLASSES. ]
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It's like the headache you get at the arcade but on your face. Delightful.
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Elfroot?
But-- yeah. I definitely wanna try and win some stuff from the prize counter.
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But you're right. The simpler games aren't too off from what you'd find at a faire. Think we could awe the masses and win plenty?
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[ imagine…. readily available healing herbs. wow. ]
I think there’s plenty of fun to be had with a bunch of prizes. Those hand things stick to things pretty fierce, imagine what you could do with a ton of them.
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[ not that he could probably get them to sit down for more than five seconds to heal anyway but that's not important ]
What I'm getting from this is we should head over and make off with as many as we can.
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He’s a healer? Figured he was just a… professional complainer or somethin’.
[ pls. ]
I’m down for that.
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Pretty sure most healers and the like are professional complainers, quite honestly.
[ that's because no one can keep their inside blood on the inside ] But come! Enough about them. We've got a prize booth to clear out and win entirely.
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[ be nice. ]
Alright-- let's go!