I don't know, it feels like the big emotional gut punch would be to drag it out this long and let Anders live through whatever hell hallucination they run you through tomorrow. But Firefly would be a damn shame too.
[he holds a moment. Mouth quirking.]
Can you run me through what happened? No bullshit. I don't care if it's an ugly story, I want to know.
A very good friend. Writer of my "Inspired By" biography. He'd find you hilarious.
[ that said, he's just gonna ignore the idea of having to have a knockout fight with anders. it's fine ]
It's more simple than ugly. I woke up. Had the worst itch for a fight. I found Adolphe. We fought. He ran off. I gave chase. We fought again Ultimately, I won. [ ye olde jazz hands ]
[Well he can't really blame him. He doesn't want to think about it and chances are it's not even going to be his problem. Imagine if instead of your intense magical mental health issues boyfriend you just had to fight a one-armed DJ.]
An "itch." [He frowns.] Like what, you just couldn't sit still?
[ takes a minute to laugh at his own joke. in case you were wondering if hawke is still hawke, there you go ]
You know? Cause he's a dwarf? [ wheeze. wipes away tear ]
Oh, maker. Uh- Anders mentioned "pride". Which, I suppose is accurate. Doesn't feel like any pride demon I've ever faced but what do I know, apparently?
...You might have gotten some chucks out of me if I'd known he was a dwarf from the get go.
[Or not. He's pretty sure they have their limits on getting ribbed over their heights.]
So... [He trails off. Yes, truly, like no "pride demon" he's known either, pal. Except he hasn't had to deal with possessions outside of a movie theatre, so he's doubly fucked to find out what's going on.] What, you just woke up and decided I'm the King Shit around here, and I'll fuck up anyone to prove it?
And that's not been your modus operandi before now, I'm to take it.
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[come on man.]
I don't know, it feels like the big emotional gut punch would be to drag it out this long and let Anders live through whatever hell hallucination they run you through tomorrow. But Firefly would be a damn shame too.
[he holds a moment. Mouth quirking.]
Can you run me through what happened? No bullshit. I don't care if it's an ugly story, I want to know.
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[ that said, he's just gonna ignore the idea of having to have a knockout fight with anders. it's fine ]
It's more simple than ugly. I woke up. Had the worst itch for a fight. I found Adolphe. We fought. He ran off. I gave chase. We fought again Ultimately, I won. [ ye olde jazz hands ]
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[Well he can't really blame him. He doesn't want to think about it and chances are it's not even going to be his problem. Imagine if instead of your intense magical mental health issues boyfriend you just had to fight a one-armed DJ.]
An "itch." [He frowns.] Like what, you just couldn't sit still?
...Was it like anger, or...?
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[ takes a minute to laugh at his own joke. in case you were wondering if hawke is still hawke, there you go ]
You know? Cause he's a dwarf? [ wheeze. wipes away tear ]
Oh, maker. Uh- Anders mentioned "pride". Which, I suppose is accurate. Doesn't feel like any pride demon I've ever faced but what do I know, apparently?
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[Or not. He's pretty sure they have their limits on getting ribbed over their heights.]
So... [He trails off. Yes, truly, like no "pride demon" he's known either, pal. Except he hasn't had to deal with possessions outside of a movie theatre, so he's doubly fucked to find out what's going on.] What, you just woke up and decided I'm the King Shit around here, and I'll fuck up anyone to prove it?
And that's not been your modus operandi before now, I'm to take it.
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a king shit, you could say ]
For all my unflattering habits and chaotic ways, I'm not that much of an asshole on the regular.