Garrett Hawke, definitely not a mage (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-08 06:10 pm
nonmagicuser) wrote2025-02-08 06:10 pm
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[ have you ever seen a grown man squint so dubious at a hysterically cute and fruity parfait in your life? congrats, now you have. he's living his best life, maybe ]
I feel like I've been transported directly to Orlais.
[ pokes the cute rilakkuma esque whipped cream with a spoon (metal) ]
Have you seen anything like this before?
[ pokes the cute rilakkuma esque whipped cream with a spoon (metal) ]
Have you seen anything like this before?
I've a friend who would think so.
[ fond ]
It just doesn't feel the same without the scandalized expressions.
[ fond ]
It just doesn't feel the same without the scandalized expressions.
[ makes eye contact with claude and eats the head right off the poor bear. alas rilakkuma we bearly knew ye ]
Delicious.
Delicious.
Fereldens, you know. We're all nothing more than uncivilized barbarians.
[ see how he scoots the free chair over with his foot. not a single manner to be found ]
Are you planning on standing awkwardly and watching me eat?
[ see how he scoots the free chair over with his foot. not a single manner to be found ]
Are you planning on standing awkwardly and watching me eat?
I don't know if I should offer you a bite or tell you to piss off.
[ takes another bite. it is, unfortunately, very good ]
But indeed. A little village called Lothering.
[ takes another bite. it is, unfortunately, very good ]
But indeed. A little village called Lothering.
[ points a fork at ]
It is when it's hovering and not standing. There's a difference you know.
It is when it's hovering and not standing. There's a difference you know.
It's the orlais of it all. [ (fantasy england voice) FRENCH PEOPLE ]
[ looks at this after the mingly shenanigans like: i should have done my tags first ]
Don't tell anyone you could pay me in sweets and I'd probably accept. [ pops a piece in his mouth ]
Don't tell anyone you could pay me in sweets and I'd probably accept. [ pops a piece in his mouth ]
[ how fast does this shit work anyway. hawke breaks off a piece to give him. suffer with me ]
Only if I have someone to share it with.
Only if I have someone to share it with.
Love makes you gooey. I suppose cheese is just part of its charm.
[ I'm suffering!! ]
[ I'm suffering!! ]
[ stares at his fucking hands
that sure did happen!!!!!!!!!!! ]
that sure did happen!!!!!!!!!!! ]
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