PC | Claude

[nonmagicuser]

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[nonmagicuser]

[ makes eye contact with claude and eats the head right off the poor bear. alas rilakkuma we bearly knew ye ]

Delicious.

[midway]

[ LOL he tries his best to look scandalized ]

Wow, how barbaric.

[nonmagicuser]

Fereldens, you know. We're all nothing more than uncivilized barbarians.

[ see how he scoots the free chair over with his foot. not a single manner to be found ]

Are you planning on standing awkwardly and watching me eat?

[midway]

Am I making you uncomfortable?

[ But he'll smile, grab some savoury pastries and take a seat. ]

Ferelden... Is that where you're from?

[nonmagicuser]

I don't know if I should offer you a bite or tell you to piss off.

[ takes another bite. it is, unfortunately, very good ]

But indeed. A little village called Lothering.

[midway]

You should be kind to me.

[ He hasn't done anything wrong... ]

[nonmagicuser]

Maybe if you lurked a little less.

[midway]

It's not lurking if I'm standing in front of you!

[ T: ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ points a fork at ]

It is when it's hovering and not standing. There's a difference you know.

[midway]

I get the sense you're viewing me with a sense of bias...

[ He's joking. ]

[nonmagicuser]

It's the orlais of it all. [ (fantasy england voice) FRENCH PEOPLE ]