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[nonmagicuser]

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[fightolive]

Zhongli?

[nonmagicuser]

[ thinks about it. makes a 'if I had to choose a god, face' ]

Acceptable. Likely to throw a rock at my head but less traumatic overall.

[fightolive]

[ That's her grandpa. ]

Has he thrown a rock at you recently?

[nonmagicuser]

[ but he's pretty ]

A rather big one, actually. [ it was rather attractive ]

[fightolive]

... Why?

[Are you a masochist?]

[nonmagicuser]

[ help meeee. hawke makes an undignified snort and coughs to cover it ]

Well, you know.

[fightolive]

Oh. I see.

[GOOD FOR YOU....]

[nonmagicuser]

[ he's feeling so judged right now. awkward because firefly's like, a full head shorter than he is ]

It's not like there are that many other options out there.

[fightolive]

[And she's much more than double his age.]

.... That's... True.

[nonmagicuser]

[ good thing his preferences skews older...................? ]

Honestly, I'm not sure if this is an improvement or not. Maybe I should become a chantry brother and take up a vow of chastity.


[ immediately makes face while he says it because that would last longer than all of five seconds ]

[fightolive]

You don't have to do it.... Actually, it doesn't seem like you should be doing that...

[why make vows you're just going to break!]

[nonmagicuser]

I certainly wouldn't have to think about such notions then.

[ absolutely doesn't think about Sebastian but there's a quiet UGH!! that flashes by ]

Though I doubt I'd get through the door before someone tries to strike me down for the attempt.

[fightolive]

[ Ugh...? ]

Best to stay away from it then. I'm sure there are plenty of other places to be.

[nonmagicuser]

We'll leave it to the ones who can tolerate such nonsense.

[ waves his hand like there's a stank here. sebastian doesn't deserve a memshare but the ugh!! thought repeats. ]

Maker knows trying to be holy would simply set me on fire faster than anything out there.

[fightolive]

[ Ugh.... ]

Let's try not to get set on fire. Please. Increased healing isn't everywhere.

[nonmagicuser]

[ so dryly ]

I've managed this well thus far. I think I've got a fair chance of avoiding it entirely.



[ smashcut to hawke a little on fire sometime later ]

[fightolive]

You apparently got... bouldered?

[nonmagicuser]

[ beams at the memory. wow sparring! ]

That one was one purpose! I avoided it well enough. [ a beat ]

You didn't think he was throwing rocks at me for the sheer fun of it, did you?

[fightolive]

I really don't know what's going on around here.

[nonmagicuser]

[ smiles a little apologetically ]

As a welcome, I tend to offer a bit of sparring to get everyone caught up to where their powers have recovered to. I've got a decent amount of defense to protect myself from anything too drastic- [ unless they surprise me by blocking it ] and it's been a good amount of fun as well.

[fightolive]

Do you... want to try sparring with me?

[Is that a good distraction?]

[nonmagicuser]

[ blinks at her, vaguely bemused ]

Would you like to? I promise to not pull my punches.

[fightolive]

Yeah. It'd be good to keep on top of it.

We should go somewhere fire resistant, with plenty of room.

[nonmagicuser]

[ for not the first time: ]

The rift! It's probably the safest place here to do this.

[fightolive]

[Getting up.]

Let's get going.