PC | Claude

[nonmagicuser]

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[nonmagicuser]

[ unfortunate target. hawke otoh is trying to do his best not to laugh ]

I would assume it's making a nice landing pad from his latest attempt at flying.

[midway]

Ah good. I wouldn't have to reject a second old man in less than a week.

[nonmagicuser]

[ bemused ]

Why Claude, have you been breaking hearts already? You cad!

[midway]

Seems like it's a curse of mine.

[ Peering at him from behind the chao. ]

How are you, Hawke?

[nonmagicuser]

[ plucks egg off him like a tiny crawling pest. c'mere, you ]

You know, the usual. Dying of excitement.

[midway]

...

Haha?

[nonmagicuser]

[ hehe ]

Well, it's not wrong.

[midway]

[ nodding... ]

So. How are things with Anders?

[nonmagicuser]

[ ......... :harold: ]

Well, he's still willing to occasionally write to me.

[midway]

Why wouldn't he?

[nonmagicuser]

[ :HAROLD BUT LOUDER: ]

He..... ah, wasn't too pleased with me. The week after. [ i almost forgor it was thought week but claude can get an echo of if whatever is inside of me is so terrifying to you that you cannot face it, then or now, then I don’t think we are good for one another in his inner Anders voice ]

[midway]

[ OKAY... Claude just like I don't get relationships. ]

You didn't make it up to him?

[nonmagicuser]

[ grimaces. relationships are so complicated ]

I did say he at least still writes. Though I suppose it's the better reaction than what Adolphe had.

[midway]

Which was...?

[nonmagicuser]

[ cheerfully ]

He cut my head off.

[midway]

[ Well. ]

Looks like you lived. So to speak.

[nonmagicuser]

[ thumbs up like the entire thing wasn't horrifically traumatizing he's incredibly wary of adolphe now ]

Turns out we simply wake up a bit later with all our parts reattached. The mana is slow to return but I'd assume that's more from the body trying to heal.

[midway]

I... see.

[ That's a relief? I guess? ]

Well, he should be satisfied with that revenge, at least.

[nonmagicuser]

[ well, he sure won't make another attempt ]

I would hope so. Maker knows I'd rather not experience it again.

[midway]

Not immune to death yet?

[ THREE DEATHS... ]

Well, I am glad to know that, at least.

[nonmagicuser]

[ well and [redacted] but claude can learn about that later ]

Haven't quite mastered the skill. But you see, outside a bit of horrifically traumatizing experiences anywhere else, I'm doing great!

[midway]

... Do you need someone to talk to, Hawke?

[nonmagicuser]

[ bemused ]

Surely I don't look that lost in my cups.

[midway]

You don't, but I thought I'd offer anyway.

I can't imagine it's easy to die and then have a relationship ended.

[nonmagicuser]

Sounds like an average week to me.

[ kirkwall continues not beating the allegations of being more hellish than hell itself ]

But thank you.